She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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