Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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