make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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