do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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