Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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