Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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