I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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