If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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