whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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