Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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