whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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