Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Floor bacon is actually really good
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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