Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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