that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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