the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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