no. you can't hotbox the world.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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