FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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