absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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