Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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