I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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