What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
