new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
only if we run a train.
done.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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