She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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