2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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