Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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