I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think I have vodka in my lungs
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
