the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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