dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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