then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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