Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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