3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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