i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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