In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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