Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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