I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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