I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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