the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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