I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
A bitchslap is in order.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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