I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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