I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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