So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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