turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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