And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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