Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Randomize
