It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she pinky promised me she was 18
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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