Since when is my name a synonym for head?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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