ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
