I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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