since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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