Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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