No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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