he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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