Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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