OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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