It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You almost got us killed.
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kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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