He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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