I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
not ubering you a puppy
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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