white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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