Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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